• gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world
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      13 days ago

      There are two wolves inside of me

      Scientist: “The life form appears to be… noodle based sir.”

      General: “Holy Macaroni.”

      and

      A bartender, a line chef, and a bomb disposal tech are in a car. A drunk driver t bones them and causes significant injury to all three.