Got a spine tattoo in my senior year of high school. Now I’m a mom, so taking my son to the beach is the only time I get to show it off lol.

I lost a bunch of weight and now I have the man V right above my junk that shows if my bathing suit rides low enough.

I am uncomfortable with my stomach, find cropped tops dead unflattering on me, but not so uncomfortable I won’t wear a bikini at the beach so I guess it’s the midriff for me.

Ankles

I mean, I’m married and walk around the house naked frequently (no children present in the home)

So, for my wife… she’s seen it all, unflattering angles and all, lol, and any time of the year.

I’m not afraid to skinny dip in the creek, so if you catch me, you get it all.