• Anh Kagi@jlai.luFrançais
    1112·
    11 months ago

    Water is so far above everything else that EVERY SINGLE SODA is forced to add around 80% water.

    This comment was made by the water gang.

  • Wage_slave@lemmy.ml
    73·
    11 months ago

    I’d fight the shit out of you but I am afraid you are just too well hydrated and I stand no chance.

    • itsJoelle@lemmy.world
      21·
      11 months ago

      Water is S, Milk is A, and Beer might be D tier. It’s bad for you like the drinks in F tier, but you at least catch a buzz.

    • toxicbubble420@beehaw.org
      812·
      11 months ago

      most humans cant drink milk, humans are the only species that drinks milk as adults, humans are the only species to drink another species’ milk. milk involves raping and killing cows. F tier

        • survivalmachine@beehaw.org
          4·
          11 months ago

          Mammals produce milk for their offspring. Dairy farmers have to keep their dairy cows pregnant and having babies constantly so they continue producing milk. This involves bulls inseminating the cows or more commonly non-consensual artificial insemination. Either could be considered rape. I guess an ethical farmer could only choose to opportunistically collect extra milk at times when their cows have given birth and after the calf has drank their fill, but that’s not how it happens at large dairy farms.

          • tubaruco@lemm.ee
            4·
            11 months ago

            i always thought domesticated cows were bred to produce milk all the time. i will search a little to know more about that

            edit: i have searched and dairy farming indeed works the way the person i replied to said it worked. to add, that can be done so much to a single cow it can cause diseases and infections on the cow

            edit2: i forgot to say that those things dont count as rape, since rape means forcing a person to do sexual things without their consent, so by letting a bull do the work i feel its completely fine. artificial insemination is a different story, and i just seriously dont want to think about it

          • Trainguyrom@reddthat.comEnglish
            3·
            11 months ago

            This involves bulls inseminating the cows or more commonly non-consensual artificial insemination

            Animals aren’t capable of consenting to anything. They lack both the communication capabilities and the mental facilities to make the kind of decisions that are involved in any kind of consent. This is similar to how the severely mentally disabled are unable to consent and must instead have a caretaker give medical consent.

            I’ll concede that animal farming practices are generally difficult to justify and align with our modern morals, but farm animals can and often are treated with a level of respect to quality of life that is not far from some pets, just with the added expectation that they also provide for us.

            • survivalmachine@beehaw.org
              1·
              11 months ago

              Yes, I was leaving that exercise for the reader and you hit it out of the park. Being unable to consent, any sexual act performed on them by an able-minded adult human is rape.

          • AItoothbrush@lemmy.zipEnglish
            31·
            11 months ago

            Oh yeah because the bulls in the in the wild ask the cows for permission -_-

            • survivalmachine@beehaw.org
              4·
              11 months ago

              Letting nature do its thing is a whole lot different than humans doing a similar act. We generally don’t condone cruelty to animals in lab environments or everyday life, even though predators maul and maim other species all the time.

            • ExLisper@linux.communityEnglish
              3·
              11 months ago

              And the inseminated cows goes “o fuck, I’m late again! I can’t go thought this again. my career will go to shit”.

  • Candelestine@lemmy.worldEnglish
    19·
    11 months ago

    I mean, you didn’t include anything like tea, so it’s kinda just easy. Fizzy, calorie-pumped, nutritionless, cheap-dopamine-providing, overpriced and overpackaged water is pretty low hanging fruit.

  • quams69@lemmy.world
    141·
    11 months ago

    Water is the goat but have you ever jad a soda pop made botanically? Modern soda is just synth flavors and sugar, but it used to be flavored with actual spices. It’s harder to find, but if you can find a truly classic soda brand it absolutely slaps modern corn syrup shit out of the universe

    Imagine tasting cola, except it actually has a deep flavor palette and isn’t cloyingly sweetened subsidized corn liquid

    • theangryseal@lemmy.world
      6·
      11 months ago

      Oh hey, it’s just a girl.

      I kinda always knew she’d end up my ex girlfriend, and that shit was bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Don’t speak, I know just what you’re thinking. It didn’t happen. Well. You’re right. It didn’t.

      God, I wish I could stop but I just can’t.