mfw I get into work and it’s already a shitshow
“Knowing my luck I’ll end up being hung by my feet.”
For Japan it really should be Tojo.
Roosevelt was a girl? Im shocked!
Mussolini looks like he’d be a sweet, if quiet, kid but will occasionally squeeze to death a small animal because someone didn’t bring him his tendies
He looks like he just got yelled at by his parents to stay still for the photo.
Yeah he does have the pouty eyebrows going. Kind of also looks like the godfather if he had a little rascals character.
I had to look up Getulio, which appears to be Brazil’s Getulio Vargas, of whom I had vaguely heard, but knew very little about. Which made for an informative read.
It’s up for debate of he belongs in this life-up, instead of Mao, Pinochet, Franco or even Guevara or the north Koreans, but I’m not sure how available the childhood pictures of those are.
I’d think Spain’s Franco would be more appropriate than Brazil.
Hence why I included him in my list
As someone who used to work with kids a lot, every last one of them look like a little shit who is about to make my day at work measurably worse.
Lol yes! Eisenhower maybe ok but not if he’s dropped off dressed like that.
Including the ones in the OP?
what is the source for this?
one doubts that such a photo of young Stalin exists, given the poverty in which the dictator grew up.
One might ask oneself “well… how did I get here?”
School class picture, the priest that let Stalin and his mom stay with him to get away from Stalin’s abusive dad faked a story about who Stalin’s dad was so he could get in to a free school for children of church officials.
Can’t verify that one specifically, but a handful survive of his parents, as well as this photo of him from a school yearbook in 1893:
Looks like Rishi Sunak.
This is further proof to my “Rishi Sunak is actually Stalin” lore.
I can see it labeled as a school photo of him, but haven’t found any original source confirming that
Hitler looked like he was useless little shithead even as a kid.
Funny how they all have different vibes.
Stalin looks like a bully. Hitler looks like he’s been bullied and is going to be a school shooter.
Many of the others look like pompous twats and/or spoilt rich kids.
Churchill was a pompous, rich, spoiled kid. But he did a good job as the war needed.
Hirohito was a prince and Roosevelt was old money. Idk about Eisenhower but American generals historically come from well to do backgrounds.
After a cursory glance it seems like Eisenhower’s family would’ve been firmly middle class, not great but not bad either. So pretty standard merchants.
Stalin will take your lunch money
Hitler will rat him out
Apparently he knocked up a teenager (twice) whilst in exile in his thirties, so
oh my
He literally started it as a street thug and went on to be a hired assassin.
Expropriate* your lunch money.
Young Adolf really looks like a mini me version of Hitler, it’s jarring to watch
Looks like he didn’t even switch his hairstyle since he was a kid
Fun fact: many people don’t! It’s part of why old photos of teenagers look so old to us. Many people don’t change their clothing style nor hairstyle much if at all as they age, so what was hip and rad style will be generic old person style about 50 years later
Here’s hoping this means there’ll be plenty of belly shirts, skinny jeans, guyliner and fishnets worn by retired folks in the 2070s!
Hitler looks like an incel and Mussolini looks like he pooped his pants. (Edit: politeness)
Worse, pooped his pants on purpose and is proud of it!
Of course even as a child Churchill is smug
In the “Last Lion”, it’s clear that he was pampered very much as a child by his mother, he was sickly often, and so she doted on him. At this stage in his life, he was very much a mother’s boy.
It’s amazing he turned out the way he did really. He still had some of those tendencies at the end, but a lot of his characteristics were exaggerated. For example his drinking. He didn’t actually drink more than 1 mixed drink a day usually, which he pulled on from his flask throughout. Any of the brandy or sipping beverages he was famous for consuming were typically non-alcoholic so he could retain his wits and make others think he was less together than he was. It was an intentional strategy, also, he still had health issues that prevented him from consuming too much alcohol. But he turned that into an advantage.
It’s honestly pretty incredible how much English propaganda survived the war. I still hear people claim English fighter pilots were orange because of all the carrots they ate to improve their night vision, which was a myth created by the English to keep the Germans from realizing they’d figured out radar.
so Hitler never changed his haircut since he was a child
Interesting that both Hitler and Stalin are looking down their noses at the camera.
That’s probably reading too much into a snapshot. They’re just kids here.
(But just in case, keep your eye on that little snot who does that in the yearbook)
I was going to say, maybe it’s the power of hindsight, but they both look like asshole shits and Mussolini looks like he is growing up with some serious emotional issues, maybe some hatred for women after his mother dressed him like that.
