Edna… Big Brother Ed…

(☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ shorts guy!

i like ‘em short of breath CUZ THEY GOT THAT ASS MA

yes

To be the equivalent of someone making $10k giving $100 to charity, a millionaire would have to give $10k.

A billionaire would have to give 10 million dollars.

Extremely submissive comment for someone in such breedable distance

Iams to pet

Hey that sounds like the ship Darth Plagueis rode after he killed Darth Tenebris

Jesus Christ, it’s Jason Bourne

Your brain is too busy worrying about the pain in your guts to worry about the pain in your back

Can confirm, need to make other drivers pay for my insecurities, letters only make my insecurities bigger and my ding dong smaller

We are all Ken M’s waifu on this blessed day

“Please calculate the totals to reflect a favourable result”

I’d do it but there’s no way I’d look this gangster in my 80s

“It’s a rawwwwwwwwwww”

• Senator Vreenak

The gay is the best part ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

BANG BANG BANG

sorry, that was me banging my head against the desk. Any other interpretation is solely the responsibility of the consumer of the comment.

Bottom left

Oh, there’s a Terran named Terrance?

Sorry, for security issues, we can’t let you know what you’re doing