No.

You know what is truly ridiculous? It’s when I installed Windows N (the version without all that bullshit), but each time I launched a game, it complained that some Xbox app was missing. When I finally said, ‘Fuck it, let’s install that crap,’ I learned that it isn’t even possible to install on that Windows edition. Yet they would still show me the error about the missing app nonetheless. Every. Single. Time.

I made a stupid joke

Nah, the joke was fine. They overreacted.

5 years is not enough these days, smartphones can live longer than that. But that’s a good start.

Disposable email addresses are not allowed.

Fuck them too, I guess 🤷

But this isn’t the first time Ukraine kept a military operation in secret.

Not a single one.

A wand. They want to take your wallet? HOW ABOUT SOME CRUCIO YOU MOTERFUCKER!

TG is an app for big groupchats and channels

You make it sound like that’s the sole purpose. There are 1:1 chats in Telegram and people actively use them. Everything else builds on top of that.

If we get invaded by aliens, I’m immediately defecating.

Anyone still uses Telegram?

Like 1B monthly active users.

Didn’t you want to know why people don’t set avatars? I answered your question. There is no need to argue back and try to convince me that 21x21 avatars are amazing. They aren’t.

With 21x21 avatars, the question is why even have this functionality in the first place. That size is too small to matter.

The user’s avatar is Max from Life is Strange 🥰

That is easy. Ask us to solve a captcha. If we struggle then we are real human beings.

That doesn’t explain the house and so many children though.

Exercising my skills 😎 pls help

With a 140 characters limit, silly and meaningless rants like yours cannot exist. That’s a win!

Her kids - her problems, you don’t have to deal with that.

Modern problems require modern solutions! Thanks.