Would is the hypothetical polite request. Will is the expectation that I’ll do it. They are more interchangeable than my being capable of doing it.

For the love of god just ask me if I would do something rather than ask me if I can.

Yes, I can pass the salt. But WILL I? 😑

Get a pixel. They are less expensive, especially at last year’s model. Way less vendor bloat. Easiest device to deGoogle, ironically. I’m running GrapheneOS on a pixel 7 I spent $700 a couple years ago. Get your freedom while you still can

I’m so sick of hearing from Pollieve on everything. The damn thing opens up with his yapping. If only we get to re-hire ourselves when we lose our jobs

Taking the fight straight into @fuckcars takes balls I’ll give you that

It’s also generally understood that mandatory minimum sentences do nothing to stop actual offenders from offending. It’s just a hardened political stunt that nobody is comfortable arguing with

Hell is fine if the alternative is an actual line editor

Watch out it’s the Block Redneckqois

Might explain why there were so many signs all over.

When your toddler throws a tantrum the best thing to do is to give them a loving pat and ignore them. You can always come back when they’ve moved through their big feelings and are ready to be a part of the family again.