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This, and the WordPress mess, are two contenders for this years “wtf are u even doing” award.

They pretty much forgot what social platforms were, from the country of Meta and Facebook, which leads the entire internet to respond:

Damn, the incantation failed.

Time to bring out the billy goat.

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Establishment politician… or despot… that’s a hard one /s

At that point, people were curious and decided to go deeper into the engine. Low and behold, it’s a game engine, based entirely on telemetry technology.

Are they gonna make their morals police kiss?

Marvel heroes can eat a fat one. This guy’s the real McCoy.

Nicely written - even though it reads “like a writer who is in love with their thesaurus”… he said, writing allegorical poetry in the abstract, like an a absolutely self indulgent toss pot.

No joke, I was writing one of those the other day and was reminded of a scene from - of all things - a whodunnit, where one of the protagonists is forced on a date to sit through an hours long epic poetry reading called “an epithon”. The other protagonist who doesn’t want him to go on this date says “serves you right”…

And as I’m writing this abstract imagery using symbolism and metaphors, my eyes roll into the back of my head, because suddenly I envision myself as the one reading that epic poetry, dressed in a turtleneck and blazer, sitting in an egg chair, reading from a tomb thicker than a slab of concrete.

Moma, I should have written show tunes. I don’t know what I was thinking. Now I write beautifully structured poetry that no one will ever read because they don’t know what a thesaurus is. Smh.

Well of course it is… you gotta render the service paid for lol let the Russian oligarchs get their money’s worth.

Also, TYT conservative arc has just begun as Anna Kasparian goes hard at defending Project 2025 and you just have to wonder… are they gonna rename their channel to LSYT… as in Late Stage Young Turks. Billable by the hour.

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I put peepee in the doodoofard.

hahaha can I get off? Can I exit this degenrate ride?! HAHA I LIVE IN DECADENCE HAHA WHEN PEOPLE ARE HAHA STARVING AND DYING UNDER DROUGHT MAYBE I SHOULD HAHA CREATE MAKESHIFT MORTARS AIMED AT PRIVATE JETS HAHAHA no no I’m just joking :) Although…

If you say so.

Them: “States rights”

Conservatives: “noooo, not like that!”

Yeah? I’m not most people.

Naw, I found your mom’s room just fine.

haha no.