I would watch the shit out of this.

Cabbage rolls! The one I linked is pretty labour intensive (the taste makes up for it if you make enough), but there are many other variants.

On the other hand, asian small-clawed otters do dabble.

Meal prep your own junk food. I freeze smash burger patties, peeled and cut fries, stir-fry veggies and get some dry-store ingredients in advance so when the craving hits, I can make stuff at home faster than it takes for the delivery to get here. It’s cheaper and can be healthier than takeout.