Scrungo

Local offices, sure, but really you can blame the gerrymandering and electoral college. Voters just decide the popular vote, nothing more.

I can’t stand Illinois Nazis.

It’s a fucking stupid sport that has more ads and downtime than playtime. So, if you wanna pay top dollar for bottom of the barrel budweiser and salt disguised as food while watching 30 minutes of sport in 2 hours, that’s what you’re getting.

Then who was drugs?

Crusty and crunchy. Just like a cheetoh

Well, I mean, I’d assume one is fine if you’re all taking turns on detailing duty. But one per room in rooms with countertops and grout. Maybe two for the kitchen since that’s usually the big job in case you need help

Also, ya know that line from Billy Maddison where the secondary teacher that’s lusting after Billy reads the note that says he should walk his fatass into oncoming traffic? Great line, fantastic delivery, totally unrelated to this. Just wanted to reference it.

I hope they don’t rip up and pave over existing “hostile” infrastructure.

Had someone fire a gun at myself and 2 friends for doing this when we were teenagers. No vandalism, no destruction, just knocking on the door (friend happened to bang particularly fast and hard while screaming “Satan Loves You”) and hightailing it. I also live in the south, so guns a-blazin’, I guess.

I’ve also been threatened with a gun and other acts of violence for dressing in all black and not believing in some bullshit god. Police have also been called on me for sitting in front of the mall in my trenchcoat while waiting on my ride as a teen. And I’ve had a cop train a gun on me while my friends and I were goofin’ around in their backyard.

They didn’t pander to them with empty promises like the right did.

To quote System of A Down - “They’re tryin’ to build a prison for you and me to live in”

Stolas from Helluva Boss

… How did my brain never register that as a foot until now? I always thought it was a splat of orange because of the association with slime

Without mod tools or running an alternatively acquired copy, likely not

BAH GOD! IT’S THE SHADOW PUPPETS ON THE TOP ROPE!

Oh fuck. Oh shit. Feet don’t fail me now!

Edit: Nope. I’m too fat and out of shape after neglecting myself from nearly 3 decades of depression. Just give me the cuffs. I’ll put 'em on myself.

I used to walk all over my home town (and around my first home’s block) starting at age 5. Like, the fuck is this?

Appreciate the help, guys! Sucks that my model isn’t supported, but maybe I’ll end up with a new phone at some point (hopefully before this one dies).

Shy Guy

Ganondorf

Sorry. Was in a mood earlier and I was being an asshole. Here’s a real response that isn’t just anger.

1.) This country shouldn’t be as car dependent as it is and should be a lot friendlier for pedestrians and cyclists (sidewalks, crosswalks, and bike lanes where they matter)

2.) Vehicles (this applies more to trucks than anything) should be a lot damn smaller than they currently are to improve visibility. I am sick of seeing 10 ft. tall civilian trucks that take up the entire lane that you cannot see past and obscure the drivers vision.

3.) Lifted vehicles and noncommercial vehicles with giant wheels need to be outlawed. Not only do you look like a chud, you’re endangering others by obscuring visibility (also applies to section 2).

4.) Put your damn phones down while driving. Holy shit.

I realize this isn’t going to end accidents and won’t be easy to achieve as long as our representatives keep letting corporations funnel money into their pockets, but something absolutely needs to change. I should be able to walk or bike to the damn store without having to look over my shoulder and be on edge because I might get taken out by a dick in a Dodge Ram who’s wolfing down a burger, texting/watching YouTube, and has a massive blindspot in front of him.