😳👉👈

I mean, I wanted to do the plans at the time. Now the plans are an obligation taking up valuable brain ram and I suddenly have less room for things I might want to do as they come up. I just want to be in the position to do more stuff I want in the moment, like make plans for lunch with my friend :(

The president of the united states really steals? no dignity

I was overhearing a crime video my grandma was watching and holy shit the narrator could not be verbally sucking cop dick harder

Fever Days by Snowmine. It’s what I did when I got my first good set of headphones, and it was pretty magical.

why would anyone volunteer to do amazon warehouse work

wow i didn’t know belgium was based. I guess i was wrong when i thought they peaked with french fries

do not stick your floppy in there

If you want windows with sex apeal, the KDE desktop environment’s treated me pretty well. I’m using Fedora, though you could get it from other distros too

It’s a bonus breadstick for dipping in that garlic sauce and dousing the bonus pepper. What’s not to love?