play the trilogy and your faith in the franchise will be restored

bl2 is the best one hands down, you could totally start with that one

that’s way too close to Agent 47. please don’t hurt my favorite hitman

can’t believe people would be so lazy as to invent an entire medium of travel that requires less skill than that of riding a bike

sshhh… it just works :)

cause shit just works, yknow?

ah, so nonexistent?

welcome to the party, sir non-chalant

heheh, it has teeth

theoretically, yeah.

in practice, i don’t think you should be swimming while there’s a thunderstorm going on

by the time lightning hits the ground, the energy that’s left is minuscule enough to never penetrate through the surface of the ocean.

whatever you just made up, you’re completely right by pure chance! congratulations.

seconding this, can barely remember anything not life shatteringly important anymore

spicepunk sounds like a kickass genre

Jessica Tarlov, one of the panel’s more liberal co-hosts, said she was in favor of the game removing slurs, adding, “I think we can all agree on that.”

Two panelists replied, “Not so fast!” and “Be careful, Jessica.”

“Careful, Jessica! Can’t have our viewers thinking rationally!”

Do they have a fucking code or something? Did somebody actually read the Trump bible?

thanks, japan!

dude using interrobangs is a fucking power move

i’m still a lurker, i post less, and im practically a ghost on here. i’m winning and loving it. reddit w/o the problems

i have complete control of mine, so it’s about as demoting as i think i am, which i’m not thankfully

democracy officers would be proud

nicest lemmy user

sigh