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although have you considered gentoo?

0000000000111001000100000000110100010100000000010111110010100000000100110, which doesn’t seem to be UTF-8 for anything?

…oh

ngl I would quite like to have the ‘twat’ tag

oh THAT’S why you’re doing it. I’ve seen you a few times around and always wondered why. Keep up the good work I guess…

no, for that you get a dumb analogue clock

void I would put with Arch but I agree with nix

I like your funny words magic man

Saw the title and was like ‘haha funny, imagine’. Then ‘wait, it’s not satire??’

to be fair it does still make sense with lower-level distros like arch. usually it is as simple as installing pipewire + wireplumber or whatever, but that sometimes doesn’t work out of the box and there are also other ways to do audio

oh god not CLRS

THIS. The people who actually read the error messages aren’t going to stop there, they’re going to look up said error message, find a solution on their own, and continue with their day without having to interact with another human.

Ok this describes me annoyingly well. Ubuntu, then Manjaro, then Arch, and now Gentoo. Now I don’t really want to go any further because I quite like this distro :p

…a mass shooting that took place LESS THAN A DECADE AGO

i’ve literally never seen ‘systemctrl’? it’s always ctl for the command-line utilities

literally cracked