Oh c’mon, those are more like “suggestions” than actual laws.

Was it THAT bad?

Someone said “trains” and America thought they said “trans.”

Why it’s called “the runs.”

So, a typical Trump voter then.

Trump should never be mistaken for a leader. Leaders understand their responsibilities and act and speak accordingly.

Ethics don’t pay.

Oh, so THAT’S where our DOGE checks are going!

Let me guess…project 2025?

While we’re at it, who needs congress or the courts?

Why not both?

The Supreme Court, I’m sure, will come through for Trump at the eleventh hour. The drama WILL continue.

Mike Meyers must be soo hurting for work I guess.

What are you crying about, I gotta walk out of here alone?

What kind “man” does it take to be so far up Trump’s ass?

Repeat after me. “I” state your name.

“I state your name.”

Three dicks are a bridge too far, I’m afraid.

Get Mike Tyson to ask His Orangeness some hardball questions and see his “tough guy” act dissolve.

If you get that much just for voting for him, imagine the riches that will be bestowed on you once he’s elected! It’s a win win!

Modest, as always, Trump felt that he owed it to the American people to finally come clean about his true, heroic activities on 9/11.