lowqualitythrowaway

I’m willing to answer this question if you’re willing to pony up! :$

Obviously, I haven’t thought of this and nobody comes to mind. But at these prices, I’d be willing to have a go! ;)

A few seconds / 3 minutes

Yes

Yes

I’m just quick

I have to keep my hands off!

No. I’ve only been with dudes.

In a way, we have something in common! ;)

No. I’m one and done. I cum EXPLOSIVELY and make a huge mess and am VERY loud. But then, just like that, I’m spent! I deflate like a popped balloon.

Somebody via private message asked me how I originally figured it out. I thought it would be fun if I answered that publicly.

Remember this scene from Fast Times at Ridgemont High? I saw this scene in isolation and thought it was normal. Little sixteen year old me just didn’t get it (I was innocent and naive, I know). I just hated that Robert Romanus’s penis was censored from the scene. I’m glad Robert’s penis was finally revealed in the 2022 BluRay edition. Anyway…

I remember my first encounter with a guy was actually long distance. It was a guy I met over IRC and was engaging in a phone based jack off session. I got myself hard, stroked myself several times, breathed heavily and blew it!

“Wow! Did you cum?” he asks.

“Yyeeaaaahhhh…” I moan softly. I am very satisfied with myself as my cock immediately goes soft faster than a popped balloon.

“That was quick!” he remarks. He jacked himself off and came a few minutes later. We never tried that again.

It was then I learned it wasn’t normal. Later on, I learned to have more fun, especially how to moan loudly and make sure my partner gets off first.

That it can’t be fun. I like being teased about it. I also like to get my partner off first. Combining those two can make things a lot of fun. ;)

I saw that one cumming! ;)

Same here. I deflate like a popped balloon!

How long do you last? Be specific. ;)

I was hiking with my partner and we weren’t into the hike but into one another. So we hiked a little bit off the trail and got it on. The situation had me so turned on that when I came I roared like a wild animal. I wonder what sort of animal the other hikers nearby thought they were hearing. ;)

行く! 行く!

As for me? Let’s say that even Duolingo knows and makes fun of me!

Premature ejaculators. There’s something extremely hot about dudes losing control before it’s even gotten started. Whether it’s me or my partner cumming quickly, I love it.

PS: DMs open if you want to discuss further. ;)