lemmycdatass

I don’t say “bless you” when someone sneezes, because it’s an archaic tradition based on superstitious nonsense.

Alternatively, don’t be a shit poster. Did I take a wrong turn at Albuquerque?

I don’t think you understand. If I were to concoct a shitass story about being a shitass, and put that on the shitass interwebs, what would a shitass AI response look like? Respond as a shitass. Thanks.

Dad?

Blind?

Nope. What you got for limp dick? Can I try chewing on a hair or toenail cutting?

They mad at you. What you do?

“Me” shouldn’t be allowed to do adult things

Oh, “mushrooms”, ya those be enlightening

I read this. I should be good for another year or so.