There’s literally nothing left in the world that 95% of a people can agree on.

You’re in a cult. Everyone feels sorry for you.

In other news, cancer cures the common cold.

Bibi must hold the keys to trump’s Epstein dirt.

Handful of evil bastards have convinced billions of grown ass men and women that the Boogeyman is a real.

Buckle up, cause shit’s about to hit the fan.

We need another pandemic to straighten things out for humans.

Got laid off a couple of weeks ago, been chilling with my 6 and 9 year old niece and nephew, been going to the beach/pool everyday. It’s heaven (need to get a job though).

Searched for sympathy, can’t up empty. You made your bed, now sleep in it.

Hope be chokes on his KFC. I’ll go celebrate by eating… KFC