Using the Internet is piracy adjacent, by your hypothesis.

That’s just bullshit.

Yeah, didn’t one of 'em dickheads recently say we all have to die somehow… this is just one other way.

Yep, they’re clearly the best money can get.

Try cloud seeding…

Us stupid humans will always find a way to kill each other.

The only question is what survives from the planet, not from our species…

Pretty much, but it would depend on who the creditor is.

He should take the first flight out. Can’t wait…