The mayo also acts as a moisture barrier if you’re making lunch ahead of time.

The unfortunate paradox of using examples of secrets is that by definition that secrecy failed. A completely successful conspiracy never even becomes a theory.

I thought they were extinct.

The secret service accidentally killed JFK after the magic bullet. It explains the unlikely 4 shots from Oswald. It explains why the kill shot acted differently than the magic bullet. It explains why there were reports of the smell of gun smoke on the ground.

But most importantly it explains how the conspiracy could actually be kept a secret. If a secret service gun delivered the killing shot and that became public knowledge, the secret service wouldn’t exist today. It’s a fuck up so collosal it actually has the potential to keep everyone’s mouths shut. It would have been an even greater embarrassment on the world stage at the absolute peak of tension in the cold war.

I could see a bunch of government men in shady rooms agreeing to keep the secret, the president was already shot. He probably would have died already from his wounds. Oswald was technically correct when he called himself a Patsy.

Just because it’s a trans allegory doesn’t mean they figured it all the way out. I think it was mostly the broaching of the topic and putting the ideas into normal people’s head that something like that could happen. I can imagine a very different social experience if explaining trans in the early 2000s could have been boiled down to “I’m kinda like switch from the matrix.”

Ring CEO:

I set my alarm 30 minutes early. Not to get up on time, but to signal to my cat that cuddles are available.

It’s okay, they know it’s a bubble, but they’re really really really sure it’s not going to pop for years. Don’t start following the money.

Is that the bite of '87?

Not before improving the language of the estate tax.

In every transition to power there is the chance of tyranny. That’s why elections have to be so regimented in a democracy.

Nothing is ever fool proof, but beheading kings dramatically reduced the number of kings.

So justice is impossible because punishment doesn’t change the system?

Why?

What did you think that means?

Maybe if I’m in the mindless mob I can direct it towards good.

Time for them to bring out the super coal!

That starfish is a little shellfish.

Don’t feel bad, but your takes don’t meet the minimum threshold for me to take you seriously.

What do you think about Israel?