1. Terrible choice, but if it works for you…
2. For some use-cases, sure.
3. wine program.exe
4. “Then what have I been playing Pong on all this time?”
5. It is, actually. WSL isn’t “proper” Linux, but it’s there!
6. Yeah, imagine…

This should have been a gag in a sitcom; not an article in Futurism…

Ah, but what about the trout population?

Thanks, but this is the very tool I used.

I am using secure boot on a laptop with password-protected UEFI and disk encryption.

If this ever becomes mandatory, I’ll just start homebrewing.

It doesn’t contain AI-generated code (unlike deno, Node, and bun); or at least, it didn’t the last time I checked.

--cookies /path/to/cookies.txt
--js-runtimes quickjs

Chip day will be sorely missed…

AGAIN‽

Afghans have never done anything to hurt me or my friends. Dickheads like you, meanwhile…

Well, it’s about fucking time.

PHP was created by a Danish-Canadian developer

Ada was originally designed by a team led by a French developer

The original Pascal was created by a Swiss developer, who also worked on Object Pascal alongside a Danish developer.

A few from the UK:

• 🇬🇧 ARM and Acorn assembly languages
• 🇬🇧 BBC BASIC
• 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Haggis (reference pseudocode; unused outside of exams)
• 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Draig (Cymraeg implementation of Raku)

I could have sworn this was an Onion (or adjacent) article last week…

Please don’t post articles from the Daily Mail here. Not only is the paper far-right, but it has incredibly low factual reporting and frequently publishes conspiracy theories and right-wing propaganda.

Furthermore, they literally supported Hitler during WWII.

AI bullshit, too.

We can only hope.

I gave up on notes platforms like this a couple of years ago. I just have a bunch of well-sorted Markdown files that I edit with nano on desktop and Markor on mobile.

Updating my shit in Termux:

# update via apt wrapper
pkg upgrade
# update yt-dlp
yt-dlp -U
# update everything in ~/.src
# (in this case, just ksh93)
gr ~/.src
cd ~/.src/ksh
bin/package make
bin/package install /data/data/com.termux/files/usr