Smells like rotting food all across America.

Those knives would get absolutely backsplashed by bacteria.

If Luigi gets the death penalty, so should this guy.

I knew it! Macroplastics!

Neat, thank you!

Forgive me, I’m still not sure what this means. Is this site just dead at the end of the month?

Yeah, relocate the family, and return the favor by blasting EDM 24/7. Either they’ll stop, or they’ll burn the whole house down.

Can’t have that information leak to Putin.

I hate to tell you this, but your friends are birds.

Taco in chief has a nice ring to it.

“I hereby declare bird flu eradicated!”

Everything’s bigger in texa… err. Portland?

Just give The Dead Internet Theory a read.

Bots are absolutely used to keep communities alive to drive user engagement. Reddit for sure does it.

This always seemed to be the outcome, I’m just surprised it took this long for the court to speak up? Like hello, it’s been MONTHS of this nonsense.

Time to reign this rogue president in. Congress better do its job, and not let one man break the backbone of American democracy.

We are so screwed.

Brief Devils advocate here: the tariffs were public knowledge since at least February. I also sold a bunch of stocks before the market tanked.

Trump is quoted saying “there is going to be some pain” in early February while discussing tariffs on Mexico and Canada. That’s enough insight to make me sell, and that was well before most of these insiders sold their position.

It’s very, very, very difficult to prove insider trading unfortunately. It does look bad from a trust standpoint however, and I agree with that sentiment. It looks especially bad when the president and CEOs laugh about how much money they’ve made while standing in the Oval Office.

Insider trading or not, the optics don’t look good.

I would be applauding more if I wasn’t so embarrassed to be American right now.

Yeah I don’t buy it. Republicans are trying to save face. They cheered him on the entire election.

Uh oh, looks like a dozen or so slaves are about to get some lashings for their grievous mistake.

Her rally with Bernie was pretty electrifying. I can see how her polices might be polarizing to some, but damn she can get the working class support. Just gott keep the momentum up and get people to actually vote.