Stop. I can only get so erect…

Achtung!

This is the best thing I’ve seen on the internet in a while. Thank you.

I don’t care about the culture war puppet show. I’ll vote for whoever can get the nazi pedos out of office.

I hope they succeed with the charges.

The promised land. I’ve lived there before, and I plan on moving back some day. It’s amazing.

That motherfucker needs to be arrested already.

When ol’ Kenny-boy from Enron magically died right before his trial, which enabled his family to retain all of his money, that’s when I first started realizing that maybe these fake deaths for the ultra-wealthy are plausible.

Oh, Vienna… how I love thee.

Same. Ever since they turned in Luigi, I refuse to go there.

New kink unlocked.

This is the comment I was looking for.

For those of you who have never been in the Netherlands during New Year’s Eve, it’s wild. The fireworks start a few months in advance and increase with intensity as December 31st gets closer and closer. During New Year’s Eve day fireworks can be heard constantly, and when midnight finally hits, it feels and sounds like a war zone, no joke. I was in Amsterdam and Utrecht when I experienced this firsthand, and it was crazy.

What are those pins on their jackets?