The Possession of Michael King

Be funny if they priced themselves out of anyone turning up. Never happen, I know. But it’d be funny.

Didn’t he recently defund and/or fire people whose job it was to keep an eye on domestic terrorism?

Not a lot of massive cargo ships are gonna stop using bunker fuel in favour of turning electric. And that’s just one example.

Trump knows he hasn’t got too many years left in him. Do you honestly think he’ll accept the idea of people getting to live when he can’t? Yes, he’s that petty and that vindictive.

Prosecutors pointed to the guns, ballistic vests, and trauma first-aid kits they brought as evidence of malicious intent.

Didn’t police also bring those things … ?

No ambiguity this time. They know they’re going over there to die for oil.

If I knew how, I’d try to make money from the hype imploding.

Ask Grok

/s

I think Bear Grylls has a fetish and managed to fool people into thinking it was a survival skill.

So it missed Iran completely?

Jizz. Cold, hard jizz. In a ball.

Yeah, our government’s tonguing the Netanyahu-owned Orange Anus, too.

With a face like that, the only thing she’s enjoying sex with is made of plastic.

“Clever girl … !”

Somehow the bear’s eyerolling expression of despair looks more pronounced now.

Never noticed it until you pointed it out …

“Y’know, Earl, I never had a fetish for grannies or pancake tits until I started this job. But five years in … ?”

Then maybe he should get a real job. Or start selling some of the ‘contraband’ he ‘confiscated’ from people (otherwise known as the TSA side hustle).

Yes, but describing multiple things.

Your pliers vs the pliers she tells you not to worry about.