He wants the role and title, but not the job.

Well that totally narrows it down…

Not sure about this, but the machine that paints the line probably has its steering/turning circle set to the required radius/diameter/angle and then just drives in a circle, same as if you held your steering wheel just off centre, eventually you’d end up back where you started. If it’s a few centimetres off, it probably doesn’t matter.

Either that or it just follows the edge of the thing it’s drawing a circle around

So it’ll just be the border library then?

One day the eye of sauron will turn his way, and no one will come to help, because he’s reported them all.

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Elon to start handing out “winner” cheques only after his favourite wins next time. Or he’ll be offering 5mil cheques for the next one he wants elected. The man isn’t short of money, these amounts are rounding errors for him.

Spoiler alert…

If you listen to the lyrics of Born in the USA (or Glory Days for that matter), they don’t actually say good things about America. The first describes someone returning from the Vietnam war, and comes back to a dead end existence. The second is about people who peaked in high school. Tho apt in both cases, I don’t think that’s the message they would want to be putting out there, even if Springsteen allowed them to be used as MAGA anthems.

They are perfect MAGA anthems tho 😉

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His certainly was.

It was just in case 😉

Personally I think he’ll try and extend term lengths too.

There won’t be any other presidents, just successors

Bold of you to assume there’d be more elections…

/s

Or, “maybe if I shoot myself in the other foot, it’ll be better this time”

Never mind. The conservative replacement will eventually turn out to be as bad or maybe even worse… Plus they’ll probably turn into a leopard and eat your face. Plenty to base your new personality on.

/s

Orcs and Norcs?

“We didn’t vote for Felon. Wait, ok, not that Felon”

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Oh well. Too late now. In 2 months they’ll be in the Find Out part. For at least the next 4 years.