You dropped this.

*sniffs* Smells like Nazi in here.

Yeah, that’s the little fuck head. I can now shame it correctly by making it watch me eat pickles with a regular, good fork and I hate pickles, this is just for spite reasons.

I’ve been hammering the block user feature a lot lately.

Is it me?

There’s few things more violently infuriating than being told that… You fucking told me it was the wrong password in the first place for fuck sake, I only have 3 fucking password variants I use, but noooo you need a brand new, never before used by any human ever, password. Fuck you web developers!

I have this 3 pronged fork that’s not quite small and not quite big that has weird fat prongs with a point at the end of each prong, I’ve actually picked it up lion king style and told it’s a failure of a fork and I only keep it around to punish it.

Nah, just watch them through YouTube shorts in a random order, that’s how I watch movies now.

But a couch fucking Nazi isn’t one.

Jesus: I DON’T KNOW HOW TO FLY A FUCKING PLANE.

You can’t smoke a squirrel, I’ve tried, they just get angry and bite you.

Guess I’m involved in terrorism then.

I used to joke that my views could be deemed terroristic, didn’t expect to see it be a real thing, thank fuck I have zero interest in stepping foot in America.

He’s nearly finished colouring in his how to be a fascist dictator book.

Now now, we don’t want to reward him.

Nawww poor widdle baby is upset that there’s consequences for being fascist country.

I have this one particular spot in my ear canal that itches like a mother fucker, if I stick a baby gay on it and roll it around, it stops the itch.

You’re not supposed to put baby gays in your ears.

Well, give it a go champ, we won’t know untill you try.

I don’t know, I’m not your coach.