All you had to do

Bicycle behavior

I know it’s AI, but holy god what an ugly rug couch combo

lol u right, it does say forced rhubarb. I got too excited to read apparently

Probably made from forced rhubarb, rhubarb grown in the dark, which grows so fast you can hear it.

https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/forced-rhubarb-makes-sound

Overheard an altercation today where someone called the police on a guy trying to park in ‘their’ spot while he did work on a nearby house