board room filled with parasites

“Ssssss, the humanssss are coming for our jobssssss!”

Russia is doing what no other country could do - Westernizing Ukraine.

“Caribbean pirates are BACK on the menu, boys!”

The Roku box was one of the good ones… about ten years ago. Though maybe this is just a TV thing. TIL Roku makes actual screens.

In the past few years especially, I’ve seen so many unshakable “good ones” go bad. Some, in the worst possible way.

“Starships that do not run on propane are WITHOUT HONOR!”

“Not this time.”

“Pure fiction!”

“It’s false.”

“This one was invented by a writer.”

“If you see light at the end of a wormhole, it’s probably coffee.”

Caffination level: Janeway

Let’s call the book “Bermy”.

cups side of face in my hand

Say it ain’t so!

Bester would eat Mirror Chekov for breakfast.

A crossover cartoon movie is something Ira Steven Behr and J. Michael Straczynski could theoretically pull off.

It’s a long shot, but I have faith of the heart!

RIP, the only security chief that could give Odo a run for his money.

Whatever they said, Warp 9.975 is NOT the maximum sustainable speed of an Intrepid-class starship. It’s the maximum possible speed… for a few hour at best, before the warp core needs to be powered down to prevent everything from melting.

It’s not a stretch to assume that the initial 75-year estimate was based on average sustainable speed and taking into account time needed to stop, refuel, maintain, repair, etc. Over that long a time, it wouldn’t be enough to just pour more deuterium into it. Most of the warp engine would have to be rebuilt or replaced.

Also, the computer was struggling to figure out exactly where they were, so it might have been off by a few years at first. When Seven built astrometrics, they immediately updated their ETA.

Calling the stage units prototypes is being nice. The reality was that at that point the iPhone had barely gotten to a proof of concept stage. Months before this event, the developers were still using a giant desktop tower to simulate the phone’s hardware.

That the photos of the phone were real and not concept art, that the stage units weren’t just unusable rubber dummies was a magic trick itself.

When the developers revealed years later that the iPhone presentation (just the presentation, not even the actual launch) was a make or break moment for the company, they absolutely were not kidding.

And then they went from “should not even be working” test units to fully functional production units in six months!

Whatever your opinion of Jobs or Apple, credit where credit is due.

“A warrior’s conditioner.”

One of the best lines from Armageddon:

“Sir, the override. It’s been overridden.”

"Your mind to my mind… your peanuts to my mouth.

“If this is your first night at Mozilla.social… you have to fight.”

Kirk’s Bane

Welp, the Yahoo! link is dead now.

Based on what you copied, I guess he communicated in some way with the police but it doesn’t say what the police did in response.

Like I said, it feels so intentionally vague. For whatever reason, they don’t want this case or the fate of the man to be reported on for now.

I still don’t think he was trying to make kids take drugs or hurt anyone like the two in OP’s report.