¥€$, $om£thing $m€ll$ Fi$h¥.

The secret pepsi is so good that when you drink it it becomes like The Spice like Dune! We can’t release it! We need to make it less addictive!

Are you surprised

No matter what you think of Dubai, this is cruel.

The pact is sealed.

Hecc yes, another train person

GET BACK HERE!

Do not look up the history of Gynaecology if you wanna sleep.

Oh fuck

Isn’t Altman Gay?

Knew someone who dressed in posh trousers, a waistcoat, and a posh shirt and smoked a pipe (outside school, of course).

deleted by creator

Oh I’m sorry, which government demanded age checks which made kids give away their data to check their ages? Oh yeah.

Well, looks like we’re going from going after transgender kids to going after transgender adults.

Autistic person here: No. No, what the fuck?

You sir. You are a good man.

Every time there’s football matches between Rangers and Celtic in Glasgow, they send out the riot police because shit can get violent very easily.

On the other side of the central belt in Edinburgh, there were plans to have separators on the trams to keep Hibs and Hearts fans separate.

London tube trains have to skip some stations on match days to prevent certain fans mixing and fighting. Doesn’t stop them banging on the tube trains. Arsenal tube station has bars specifically designed to stop rival teams fighting each other on the stairs.

Millwall fans are so notoriously violent when the Dockland’s light railway was being built, rather than naming a station “Millwall” they named it “Mudchute”. Do you know how bad you have to be to have your area’s station named after a euphemism for arsehole.

I’ve literally seen men riot over a ball game.

Fuck no.