There is hope young traveler. At age 42, I replaced all the funky mismatched ‘silverware’ with 2 new sets of matchy-matchy black stainless. Life is good now and that wierd fork will never darken my drawer again.

I will not miss you funky forks and spoons, but you are forgiven.

Do mashups count? Chris Cornell’s One (Metallica and U2) https://youtu.be/uTJxAdrnkP4

I think you just did. Good job, you get a cookie 🍪

What’s that extra m for?