You can’t lose the midterm elections if the world ends before they start.

I mean it would actually work, just not how people are thinking.

There is but then what?

I’m seriously curious who gave this Mad Magazine cover writer power?

Rushed emergency responses create waste and bad execution.

Fossil Fuels, sure. Those are also a finite resource we cannot rely on forever.

So backup and restore into Linux what I can.

Let this be a lesson about putting it anywhere.

I’m going to sound super stupid but w/e.

What happens to all your files when you install Linux?

It’s just basically a GUI, right so does Linux create its own space and ignore what’s there?

A good parent produces a self-sufficient and well-adjusted adult with compassion and decency.

There are numerous paths to reach that end but the most important thing is to model the right behaviors.

I don’t like birthdays but probably recess as it’s the healthiest option.

How old am I?

1980s Trump: let’s train the Mujahadeen. What could possibly go wrong?!

I don’t care what you do but keep your hands off those videos. I need them for things.

In a cruel twist, Iraq must remain Iraq.

Friends ask who me who I voted for every election. I always go into a long winded explanation of the candidates and what they stand for before sharing my selection and reasoning.

The kitchen is the sex room.

How far are we from Trump saying Allahu Akhbar and nuking the world?

Yeah so the boat company made money the supply companies. The city and government of San Francisco. Everyone was on the take.

Shame on you!