Not the Catholic interpretation of the Bible. They want the Evangelical version to be the law.

Joke answers that, while untrue, make me smile when I respond.

“Happier than a possum up a pant leg.”

“Busier than a one-armed wallpaper hanger.”

“Going crazier than a shit-house rat.” is my favorite but not always cromulent.

Why not?

Everyone loves egg yolk in their beard.

Big candle sounds like a plausible euphemism like bull or twink.

Good point. What if they pass another rocket during reentry and look through their windows?

“If needed”? Why? Did the US military leave the stove on at home?

Fly by Jing extra spicy is the only one I use regularly now, but it’s too expensive to use as often as I’d like.

Please do share your findings!

I’ve tried just about all the commercially available ones, and I’m not quite satisfied.

Time to make my own!

I’m sure a year from now when the courts catch up it will definitely still matter.

Keep fighting the good fight. Many years married to a germ conscious nurse, and I think I have a pretty good routine now but still feel like borderline OCD and go through a gallon of hand soap a month.

Is an EMP sniper a thing?

“By the Seven” if you’re ever in Westoros.

I guess technically “By the Nine” is a religious exclamation.

Question about the ribbon cable on the top screen. Is there a trick to getting that routed through the hinge that doesn’t involve blood sacrifice? I’d like to rehouse mine but not looking forward to that bit of torture.

My bank account number is 10…9…8…7…6…5…4

I understand the sentiment, but that’s not how it works either. People aren’t that simple.

Bro, do you even Oyster Rockefeller?

That explains why I have pink eye.

A nickel says they’re actually chocolate flavored wax.