SwifferWetjet

Hey, hey, HEY! That statistic from 20 years ago says that 40% SELF-REPORTED ABUSING their spouse! I am going to die on the hill of the difference between domestic abuse and domestic violence!

This is sarcasm, if not obvious

We do have decomps in the pipes apparently for those exclusives that keep me hopeful. Fable 2 has one halfway running as of I think a few months ago.

I’m REALLY surprised that story hasn’t already ended in a class action or some shit. I mean I charge back literally everything even slightly not as advertised and I’ve been banned on zero platforms other than reddit, but that was for pointing out the admin team commiserates actively with child sex slave traffickers.

Work’s pink multi surface cleaner. Never knew I’d know exactly what the fuck poison tastes like! Gotta say, pretty unpleasant

You already know they’re gonna dump a water bucket on it and make a nether portal the second you let them do that shit dude🙄

You told people to mix bleach and ammonia, Peggy?!

Kneecapped at a minimum truly.

Um, to tell him to stooooooop it. He’s already said that.🙄

Genuinely unsure if I remember him saying he told him to stop and was the “one to turn him in,” or if the substances I am using to cope with reality have finally warped it enough for me to remember days like shitty episodes from my favorite show.

Charlie only needed one zinger, not like… Four🙄😂

My mitochondria hurt

Yes, the person asked, basically, how many of recent mass shooters have been trans. Kirk, having been an enormous dumbshit pussy, said “too many” which is not far off! Maybe he misspoke, “2, out of many”? Lmfao

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In a retail career approaching 30 gang

Sega does what nintendont 😎 (hire actors who have admitted to assaulting women and don’t give a shit that they have done so, Sega nor actor)

I do possess peripheral vision, unfortunately and he likes to sit down next to her, like he expects us to stop and continue talking about how cute he is. Lol

Friendly reminder that you should purchase Nintendo products secondhand if you absolutely cannot emulate and pay to get that bad boy modded cause fuck Nintendo

Oh beautiful! Thanks 😊

Lol “flaw”

Guess I’m ditching android fully. Anyone got any reccos for something with a pricetag that won’t make me cry and no Google bullshit?

Why does one of our cats stare whenever I’m getting the ol beej, tho fr

Dog I get it I really do shit sandwich shit ice cream question goes here. One of those sandwiches you know for a fucking fact literally has super rabies and is incapable of being entirely truthful in ANY capacity. It is time to admit the shit sandwich is delusional and that we cannot speak on the cognitive state of the shit ice cream, because we don’t really know anything we aren’t fed by the shit sandwich in some capacity about that shit ice cream.