to be fair, i thought asmongold and penguinz0 were the same person, and that cr1tikal was a seperate, equally shit-headed person. My poor brain-- so the “woo lets go baby” guy is a decent dude? and its the other guy that has a rat corpse alarm clock? or am i still confused?

It was funny, then it became grounds to be barred from entry to the US, and ascended to godhood.

Thank you, gravitas_deficiency! Thank you very much, sir!

“Dodged a bullet there. They wanna pay my rent?”

I could have but did not invest in crypto. It would have changed my life, but it would have probably stunted my brain at “nice guy” level. Win some, lose some, you know?

Fun facts (they are not fun):

After a forced stay in their psych ward, my local Catholic Hospital asked me if I “felt the light of god during [my] stay?” They also don’t prescribe birth control and have a general hate-boner for having to help fat women. I had to teach my doctor what a trans person is and how to address one (this decade).

Anyway, they bought all the medical buildings in all the towns near me. Woo!

brb pressing the “fix the USA button” button, which will deploy the “fix the USA” button.

I just got a nice straw broom the other day. Try to ban relocate it and I’ll relocate its haft… i don’t know… uhh… from my cold-dead hands! (sorry I just wanted to brag about my new broom! I’ve been cleaning cobwebs and (old) wasp nests from our house and its gonna be transformative once i get enough cobwebs off.)

Unrelated, you don’t supposed its bad to have wasps around, do you? Theres a Paper Wasp nest outside my bedroom window and sometimes they get in to escape the heat and I have to let them out when they start buzzing around. I think its cute!

My neighbor has a manual mower. Its so cute! I wanna mow the lawn just so I can push it! Also, it doesn’t hurt to push (I’m so old haha)!

literally 1984 lmao

Can i fistfight ChatGPT next? I bet I could kick its ass, too :p

ITT: “You don’t deserve candy if you’re poor” sorry that was mean

Like, yeah, its bad for me. I was hooked on it as a kid and I’m trying to cut back except so many people in my life eats shit-tons of sugar. I’m working on it, but I do not need the government telling me what I can and can’t eat just because I’m poor. I dunno, that seems mean. Maybe RFK should work on just banning them all together (unless you’re rich ofc). If its bad for me, its bad for you, too.