Hey fattie boom boom

I’m still a Rammstein fan so… yep, sadly.

I’ve been in the same situation as a dude with a lady, and when she said “oh you don’t need that” I momentarily panicked and said “well you don’t really know where I’ve been.” She put two and two together and realized that I also was saying I didn’t know where SHE had been either and it wasn’t an issue, but I definitely considered it a red flag considering we’d known each other for about 48 hours at that point. The relationship did not last very long.

Mastodon, Lamb of God, and Tool - bonus points for getting a few of them together on tour. Awesome live shows, great lights/pryo/etc and 100% crowd participation.

Guys who refer to women as “females”

ninja edit - I see I’m late to this party

The obvious answer here is to get on an excel community, post your attempt at it and claim it is working perfectly, then wait for someone more knowledgeable to angrily correct you.

How people behave towards animals is a really big one for me. If someone doesn’t like cats or dogs or any sort of critters for any reason other than a traumatic childhood attack memory I assume something is deeply wrong with them. I realize plenty of bad people don’t hate animals, but I assume if you do then you can’t be good.

Plato o plomo

NSN#

I do believe that requires an open window in the vicinity as well.

David Bowie, pretty sure he was the last wizard keeping our reality on track and ever since he died it’s been downhill to shitsville.

To piggy back on this, don’t chase the fucking meta. By the time you get your Exaction Squad and paint it, GW will balance it into being a total waste of your time/money/points.

I call her Babe or Sexy Wife, she calls me Husband

Ólavur Riddararós by Týr, or any of their other songs that aren’t in English generally. The folk-ish group singing really gets me fired up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T02PaiYepw

Lo mein

17 assuming those are boxers and 18 has boxer briefs? Otherwise 18 if it’s just “shorts shaped dude underwear” in general.

In his autobiography Ozzy Osborne related a story about the guy next to him dying on a flight. He informed the flight attendant who gave him the choice of moving seats or staying put with free drinks for the remainder of the flight, so he stayed in place and got blasted out of his mind.