He was so tilted. He’s like a broken See ‘n Say.
The orange man says “country bad right now, eat cats”
He was so tilted. He’s like a broken See ‘n Say.
The orange man says “country bad right now, eat cats”
We already knew that their support was transactional, conditional. Spineless cowards.
They don’t gotta burn the books they just remove 'em
Neon lights and vaporwave when you open the lid. It’s the bees knees.
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I’m in Indiana.
Hey, at least you’re not in Ohio.
I’m a little verklempt. Discuss amongst yourselves.
Here, I’ll give you a topic: Rhode Island is neither a road nor an island.
Discuss
Hey! That’s different!
…In other shit that will never happen news, Trump enjoyed a joke at his own expense at a salad bar.
That was fucking great
ITT: Look at the parents, this kid was just rebelling!
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Or… He was a conservative that saw MAGA as the existential crisis that it is. He decided that he had nothing left to lose. He went for it.
Let’s be real here. The only shame was that he missed.
I think he died for a cause. But that could just be my bias showing.
To the old group: Thank you for destroying what little self confidence I had.
To Fam/Best Friend: You the real MVP’s.
I think we are agreeing with each other. Remember, the only good Nazi is a…
It is a great, great feeling.
We should all arm ourselves now. Every single bit of this is unprecedented, in the worst possible way. Better to be safe than staring down the barrel of a Luger.
Remember the days before automated voice shit? Where you’d just spam “0” until it connected you with a rep?
It was so easy!
Now, it’s I NEED to direct you to the right department. Did you want to pay your bill? If so say YES if not say: Something else.
Whoever designed that system—straight to hell.
Depending on who you ask, around 6:00am