

“Wait what the fuck? Oh so they’re being satirical and actually stating the exact opposite?.. Oh. No they’re serious. What the fuck?”
-My Internal Thoughts reading this.
Senior Chief Petty Officer. Starfleet is in my blood, and I’ve spent my entire adult life in service to boldly going.
Keiko and Molly are my favorite humans, but Transporter Room 3 will always be my favorite.
Just don’t ask who what’s in the pattern buffer.


“Wait what the fuck? Oh so they’re being satirical and actually stating the exact opposite?.. Oh. No they’re serious. What the fuck?”
-My Internal Thoughts reading this.


An act that was clearly illegal given that he misrepresented emergency information, and I expect the exact same punishment will be recieved for THIS tampering of things.


To me it’s felt more like “look at me I’m so unique”


Nobody even got RIPPED, so I have no idea who won here.


and a gentrified neighborhood I can’t afford to live in anymore.
Gunshots at 2am and random shed fires should make quick work of that problem. I hear those have a way of lowering property value.
Leaving a few broken down vehicles in your front yard is a more legal way, I guess.


“God told me to do it.”
The first time I heard that as a teenager, I made sure nobody ever felt comfortable saying it around me again.
Some mild stripping, knocked over glassware, and “speaking in tongues” later, sorry god made me do it.


until we feel whole.
I mean, I’m down to keep stealing shit until I die.


Lmao 3 days is “arisen from the dead” if you’re terminally online I guess, and honestly I have no idea if I’ve ever commented on your shit before.
Personally I’m just confused as to how you construed my comment as some kind of personal attack?
terminally online…


One man’s terrorist is another man’s war hero/freedom fighter.
Also I would absolutely expect to read this exact article with a picture of a 10 year old girl whose “terrorist plot” included drawing a rainbow in school in a letter asking Russian officials to stop trying to decimate the Russian population through conscription.


“are corporations whose sole purpose is to extract as much money from the masses as possible with no thoughts to anything else up to and including destroying the house it occupies in order to maximize profits to blame for the world around us? Or is it those dirty fucking people with all their bad gross nasty purchasing of the things the corporation shoves down their throats?”
I’m sorry but did a CEO write this?


I’d love to be able to repurpose my old kindles. I have 3 of them that have been gifted over the years and another two that I could probably just ask for since family members have newer ones.
Ideally I just want to have a simple ebook reader and nothing else for at least two of them.
The only issue is from the (admittedly small) searching I’ve done, they aren’t easy to root or install custom roms due to the software version or how new they are. I’ll admit I don’t exactly know what I’m even looking for.
I’d rather reuse things I already have than buy a new tablet just to read books on, especially since it seems like they’re just overpriced generic crap that all looks and mostly feels the same.


“THIS IS THE FUTURE UNDER SOCIALISM!!!”
literally a picture of the current world under capitalism, usually in the same country or one of similar quality of living


Uncaring?
You really think they don’t care how they ruin people’s lives?
Quite the contrary. They relish in the suffering. The cruelty, as always, is the point.
Fuck them sideways with a Guillotine.
Having ridden in Ye Olde Wagons before, this is actually what you should do.
Get out, unload whatever weight you can, and make the wagon as light as possible, then you try to get it out by unburying the wheels and putting something hard for them to roll on.
we had 2x10 boards (and a few small 2x4 chunks) in the wagon and shovels, as the route we were using was through cow pastures and corn fields.


Truth doesn’t matter, reality doesn’t matter, their OWN MYTHOLOGY doesn’t matter to them. Most of them haven’t even read their own manual outside the dozen or so cherry picked verses that they use somewhat interchangeably for conflicting messages, once a week for 45 minutes.


“Why are you so afraid of answering questions?”
“democrats answer questions like this every day, surely you want to prove you’re better than them?”
Get digs at their egos. At the very least, there may be one or two conservatives out there who see that and go “yeah, why IS he afraid of answering a simple question?”


Nobody wants to, but there is no bike lane, so…
Cranial Jettison Disorder is a serious issue.
The French knew how to handle it quite well.