You know you are in deep shit when your vacation time is measured in hours.
I’m just so, so sorry.

Israel might bulldoze Gaza and maybe a few Mashriq countries, but it would suffocate on Iran. That’s a fucking big country.

I can see you on the hill
Comatose but walking still
Curves beneath your flowing gown
Only I could bring you down

Why do I keep fuckin’ up?

CrEdit: Sidney Harris

Thanks. I’ve been wondering what Marilyn Manson has been up to lately.

Edit: Also, I think Karen Allen wore overalls at least once in Indiana Jones. Kinda hot, in an unpolished way.

This just in…

I just realized James Hong is still around. He’s pushing 100.

Careful, Elon, or you might get another black eye.