I don’t make fun of it, that’s serious business.

I bought some beer, the first one goes to the guy who shot a f*cking fascist.

The second one goes to the guys in brasil who convicted Bolsonaro.

Just looking for other good news to cheer to with a beer. If I don’t find anything - tomorrow I will for sure find something. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Not at all - just be having a good time.

My favorite thing about me playing an instrument are the cheers and frenetic applause of my neighbours when I stop it.

Really really inspiring.

Don’t you made this promise to your SO?

Yes ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Save water, drink beer!

C’mon man, gotta 100 wait states on your RAM? I run it on a Intel i3-8100T @ 3.10GHz and it’s fast enough. The only thing that sucks is it’s written in PHP.

At this point I’m with you.

I just try to understand.

I fart in your general direction.

No, was debunked. GröFaZ didn’t have Jewish ancestors. It all goes back to some guy by the name Hans Frank.

https://www.h-ref.de/personen/hitler-adolf/vorfahren/hitlers-abstammung.php

Please help me, I’m old and lost at this point:

This guy is a PoC, am I right? How? What? When?

Quit teaching after she wrote a letter explicitly recommending that I’m no fit for any academic or other higher level of education.

Bitch died before I could show her my degree in mathematics.

But at least her letter lead to the good life I enjoy right now.

Thanks for asking ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

After giving a wrong answer, asshole teacher got my sister in front of the whole class and made fun of her for a couple of minutes. My sister came home this day and told parents she’ll never say a word again. Stupid parents did nothing about.

Same asshole tried the same with me later on, but I was more… resilient.

During a school excursion I talked same asshole into grabbing a active electrical fence. This was really great how she squeaked like the stupid pig she was.

Kleinanzeige.de is to 33% (via detour) eBay I just learned.

Never considered this to happen I have to admit. Always thought it’s more some allergic reaction to food.

What else do you expect eating spoiled food? Am just curious.

I’m really bad with names and faces, but I can distinguish twins. I mean not the twins like “and my twin has a penis” but monozygotic twins.

I don’t claim it to be any kind of a super power, but with my inability to recognize people even after they’ve been at the hairdresser it’s really astonishing.

Actually, this would make you a cosmetic surgeon…