Lemme guess though that weed will still get you fired

Yep. And cocaine!

That’s right! Companies based in Canada better move to the US or face… deportation???

Still, I’m begrudgingly impressed that someone working directly for Hegseth has the technical wherewithal to put together a database.

The kids are all right.

If this is true for you, then you really suck at being a white guy.

Is this what we are calling the President now?

It makes young people all look like they are well into their 40’s

Wow. Cocaine really is bad for you, huh?

Narrator: It wasn’t

Did… did you interview the intern or where they assigned to you?

Trump: The Trump Airport at Nashville you say? I think that Dolly would be grateful.

Soap? Yeah me too

So are you!

Lulz.

Wow, this place really IS like Reddit!

America! We’re number ONCE!!!

‘The US is no longer a nation. It’s a pile of debt and assets that are being financialized, picked apart like buzzards would a carcass.’

In a trench coat!

Ladies & Gentleman, meet the new Attorney General of Florida.

Smithers, release the hounds 👏

‘That’s the sound of millions of inbred morons screaming in impotent rage, and were suddenly silenced’