F*ck you very much for that earworm dude

All lies!

🎶 Everybody 🎶

Well, The show must go on…

Yeah, get some.

Now that’s funny

I’ve heard this in Greece as well.

You need to install Force Stop App(NO ROOT) and run it whenever your phone starts to feel sluggish. Helps a lot!

Or stop flushing fucking toilet paper down the toilet.

Ah, there it is.

I hope everyone who doesn’t vote for Biden gets drafted next year.

• Rick Sanchez

And here is an ABSOLUTELY PROPHETIC video about the current situation :-)

“There are already several flags for that.”

Yes. And in fact, a couple of those flags plagiarize ancient Hindu symbols… See if you can find which (hint: it’s not the lotus…)

Whoosh

But only if you have purple eyes

“Just use the keyboard!”

This is some Black Mirror shit right here.

But what about asexual people?

Thank you for the cool information!

This interaction made me feel like I was reading a comment in Reddit 10 years ago, I’ve missed that, thanks for that as well!