Why are people hating their penises right now? This dude and the firecracker dude… chill with the penile punishment!

Hey! I’ve seen this movie!

They’re just worried about the fabulous rubbing off on them.

I’ve got a feeling the quality of this year’s tree depends on the outcome of the game this weekend! If we beat them we’re SO getting some haggard looking thing.

Do they not think before they speak, like, at all?

Par for the course concerning him, scummy through and through.