I was sitting in the room while my friend’s dad was having a argument with his horrible dad. The horrible dad threatened to write him out of his will, and my friend’s dad respond, “Why do you think I’d want 1/6th of fuck all anyway?”

I wouldn’t be so blunt with my mother about things, but every time she talks about inheritance I encourage her to just spend the money on herself. Anything will be spilt between 7 kids overall (3 hers, 4 my late step dad). She is holding on to an expensive ring because my very well off, money hungry sister, has basically demanded it, so I’m working behind the scenes to try get her to sell it so she can invest in making her last few years that much easier.

Fight! Fight! Fight! (grabs popcorn and a few beers).

This 😂

Worrying that every unexpected pain in your body will be cancer.

Oh great! That puts me at ease.

Is that like 2 dozen, or 3 dozen? Twenty four people doesn’t sound like much.

After a particular sports event a number of years ago, it was noted that reports of spousal abuse increased significantly that night. This is very sad.

You see one apartment building. A property developer sees room for 100 apartment buildings.

This reminds me of the ambulance scene from the movie Redirected.

But, I like porn.

This is from Nigel Farage, a UK right wing politician - blaming the liberals and their rhetoric for encouraging it to happen.

Someone responded.

Sheep. Baaa.

What countries have you been looking to move to?

Come on over!

Aha! So that’s the thing. I’d been wondering why suddenly bottles and juice containers are farking annoying to open. And it’s global! I’m happy it’s for good reasons but the bit of my brain that gets annoyed by it wishes there was another solution.

I find it weird that a large percentage of the people going on strike voted for the current government.