Ininewcrow

That is what they’re going to do … but in the meantime they’ll send a shit ton of money his way for the project.

I hear tulips are a better investment

lol … As a brown skinned Indigenous person … I only ever understood ‘White Christmas’ to mean one thing … a Christmas so opulent and wealthy that only white people could enjoy it.

My palace burnt down … who are you again? … and where am I?

… and that’s why we never heard of this Star Wars character ever again … she froze death on the planet Hoth before reaching the first marker and her body and tautaun were never found.

Sounds more like a Christmas special for oligarchs … that’s a pretty cheap price for a billionaire.

That looks fantastic and delicious! Good for you!

The pressurized bananas that need to be sent into your system as fast as possible would probably be shot right through your skull.

It’s like Chinese food … it just goes right through you.

It’s a demolition job by an unskilled idiot.

The conservative right has taken in the task of dismantling the government but instead of hiring a big piece of machinery … they just handed a sledge hammer to a moron. Everyone will laugh at the idea and not think anything will come of it. But give the moron a year to just hammer away at walls, structure, beams, posts, wiring and eventually he’ll begin to cause significant damage and start to threaten the whole structure.

Baby? … slow down! … and stop moving!

This like using a little red laser pointer to show people the huge white elephant you just found.

The only time blood doesn’t matter is when you’re claiming indigenous American or indigenous Canadian status.

One thing I’ve learned about American politics is that hope doesn’t exist any more.

Don’t tell me things about US politics until after they’ve happened.

This is like baby proofing the world for Americans.

Makes sense because this is how they read the Christian bible

The only keys I would ever notice being moved are ‘F’ and ‘J’ … because they have that little nub to let your fingers know where to place your hands … but even then, I usually just move my finger placement left or right until I find the right setup anyway.

Always loved the description for people who use the keyboard and still visually look for the keys …

SEARCH AND DESTROY

It’s not that they want to … as the economy grows worse for poor people, they will have to use small cars.

Who the hell can afford a big fat ugly shiny new truck right now? You can’t drive it, you can’t fuel it, you can’t insure it, you can’t park it, you can’t maintain it, you can’t store it … and it’s a liability that is expensive when it breaks and it is more likely to be vandalized or stolen.

I don’t live in a big city … but I still want a small vehicle because it’s cheaper to fuel, cheaper to operate, can be parked anywhere and they’re easy to fix if broken (and even if they do get damaged, I really don’t care what they look like as long as it still operates) … and no one would want to steal it unless they wanted the scrap metal from it.