Porn, and drawn porn especially, way overdoes precum. In my limited experience, I’ve never had a guy even have precum.

I’ll take some of those. I bet some will even be happy with just one.

Oh my lord, how I would love to get that down my gullet.

Sex ed is gonna be real spicy.

Okay, so this is mostly a joke, but since the enthusiasm is there, why not make it the real deal? Do the romance, do the fabulous environment, and then make an evening of it with your whole fist. Get deep, make a puzzled expression, and ask, “what’s this?” Pull out your hand that you’d been magician-hiding the ring in, and present it.

Damn, they’re already pretty small. A tenth of one might not even be felt!

I think it would depend on who exactly is asking. My little christian friend, who probably thinks blowjobs are just the naughtiest thing out there, might get the suggestion of some very mild kinks, like a blindfold in the bedroom or getting one of those dice games where you have an action die and a body part die. My more ‘experienced’ friends? I think I’d recommend some breath play, to breathe that fresh air in, or some light pain/stimulus/deprivation. Remote control toys that are controlled by the partner during the day are always good as well, especially if it’s not (because they’re new and we’re being safe about this) something that could get them in trouble.

Have a very serious (and hopefully short) conversation with the other half and put all faith in it having a positive outcome.

… I also might start pursuing ideas on how to prove there’s a trickster god or we’re in an alien experiment or in a simulation.

Then I’d test to see what it feels like for the other sex. I’ve always been curious.

I would happily do it to the partner. I don’t know how I’d feel about my partner doing it to me. I’d feel bad for them having to put up with the mess. For me, I always like dental dams and condoms, so it wouldn’t even be the fluid portion of it, just the fact that ‘fluidy’ kinks typically involve degradation, so it’s linked in my mind as degrading my partner.

I like those versions though, because they’ve given us some real bangers. There’s one I was reading where the angel who was supposed to hit the soon-to-be hero with a truck starts getting truck-blocked by a character from the fantasy world because he’s tired of the no-effort heroes coming through and beating the crap out of him because he’s the worf.

People are born this way in the Harry Potter universe and nobody ever changes.

With the caveat that anybody ‘good’ who is doing evil is just under such horrible circumstances! (pearl clutching shrieking) They aren’t bad, they just have horrible backstories. Poor snapeypoo was being bullied for half muggleness, and the girl he loved was so mean to him!

The ones that don’t post with annoying, clickbait ‘engagement driving’ titles. The end.

I think the premise just makes people happy. The books that follow that premise get picked up faster and are more popularized. There has always been trash in young adult/teen fiction, and you have to dig for the good books.

As a recommendation, the novels aimed at kids by Brandon Sanderson are generally excellent. The superhero series even has a kid who, through use of training and his wits, takes on people with superpowers. The sci-fi novels have a touch more of ‘special because of who I am,’ but it’s not a big thing, just a pain point for the protagonist.

I slept-watched through the last two movies. Was there any logical (in the world of the movie, that is) explanation behind the granddaughter thing, or just a forced shift that had nothing to do with previous plotlines?

Wings are probably clipped, so it can halfway power itself up to roof, but now can’t really fly elsewhere. It probably could get down to the ground or to a nearby tree, but think of it in the same manner as a cat. Technically the cat could get down from the tree, but it would have to act in a manner inconsistent with its entire past life (climbing backwards so the claws get grip). So, technically the parrot could get down, but it hasn’t ever been able to fly, so the action (flapping while on a downwards course) needed to get down just doesn’t seem an option to it. I would bet it’s the same feeling a person gets if they can climb/hike to a high point on a cliff, but then can’t jump down from it to the water.

There’s LORE??!?

Wait, what’s this about ballet classes? I know their feet usually are injured, but is there more than that?

It’s been interesting. I haven’t been able to get their videos to load from the thumbnail, but clicking the little + button that shows a post’s textbox will show the video and play it

… that is, until today. Suddenly the thumbnail expanding option worked.

I think they are just extremely desperate to connect with someone who shares the fetish. Think about your average ‘normal’ porn video: you’ll find the majority of the comments addressing the people on screen as if they’ll ever actually see the comment, while ignoring the knowledge that even if the comment was read by the people on screen, they’d never actually meet or respond in anything but a manner driven by money-seeking. Those folks are so desperate they’ll throw common sense out the window.

Now look at the really niche subjects, like your stuffed and snuffed stuff. The folks commenting are going to have a different set of assumptions, namely that there are so few individuals out there that share their interest that the chances of meeting IRL are effectively zero, even in the large population we have today. Those comments are their dating profile, so to speak.

Never have I wanted a comment to go up in flames so badly…