So uh… why haven’t “we” like… convicted and jailed him?

Isn’t it a felony above a certain amount of speed, though?

Kek you clicked that?

Look man, if you want to understand what’s going on there’s a really short (even for my ADHD) video right here:

The guy here explains exactly why not to do that - https://bitly.com/98K8eH

The guy running this simulation

Just teleport inside him then. Telefrag his ass.

“teleport” - How exactly? am I unassembled and reassembled? Or does my body just move there? At light speed? NO THANKS.

What does teleport mean to you? Exactly a me-sized number of atoms shifts places with me? So I won’t burst into flames and leave an explosion where I was?

I end up teleported exactly where I intend to be? Without sight? Without knowledge of that location? In the exact space and time I disappear?

Nah nah nah nah absolutely fucking not. no

Ew. You’re implying anyone can truly be happy in a capitalist hellscape?

Made me guffaw

You could try not defending the guy entirely baselessly then

Puh-lease. They’re minorities only in the way that they voted.