They probably said something like “It’s bad to wanna fuck your daughter” and Trump just couldn’t let such words slide.

This is not how I want to read an article.

wHaT bUsInEsS hAvE yOu StArTeD

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Without major reforms to how politicians can get money this is just a bunch of rich people jerking off. We will never be free of coal and oil when our politicians are all sold in the dollar store.

The virginity is less of an issue than 31 years of loneliness. Like, people say you don’t need a relationship to be happy and that’s true, but it really doesn’t fucking help in the slightest. It’s just a pointless platitude from people who don’t understand the pain.

Dangit, now how am I gonna get my piscine superpowers/fish shaped tumors?

I only punch interdimensionally. Damn those lazy Gorblecks.