I worked in custom picture framing shops for a decade, and we would bring things like this to art restorers we contracted with.

I didn’t know they’d eat that!

I can technically swim, but I can’t open my eyes under water, so it’s not safe to attempt swimming. Now I’m just grossed out by the ick in lakes and swimming pools, and I can’t handle the heat anymore either, so I’ll probably never swim again

I can’t whistle at all, despite numerous ppl in my life taking so much time trying to coach me

I binged all seasons and it cracked me up to watch the cast go from eating a ton of food on screen to just gesturing with pickles and working out 😂

Yeah, even as a teen I knew my mother was vulnerable to her cult’s indoctrination bc of loneliness

Death in Vegas’s Dead Elvis album. Is mostly upbeat instrumental, good background or going to sleep music without being boring

I never knew these existed and now I kindof want one. Lol maybe I’ll see one in an antique store in 40 years

😂😂😂😂😂

I understand the taking responsibility part, but I think you can spare a little blame for the companies who sold those products knowing full well how addictive and dangerous they are.

30 years ago when I learned about the fall of Rome, I thought “how cool would it have been to be there in person and see what happened live?” Fuck me if I’m not finding out