They can have him.

Y’all qaeda

I’ll take what I can get.

oh you meant lawns…cut of course I’m not a savage

Because this isn’t the Bad Place

Oh shit!

Are you forking kidding me?

I’ll switch over to something more reliable. Thanks!

So I probably shouldn’t store my MacOS time machine backups on a 250GB microSD card? (It was the only practical thing I had when I started it and I never got around to changing it)

Can I steal this? I’m going to regardless but I wanted to be polite first. ;p