FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]

Comrades, it has been a privilege posting with you today

“Irradiate the Roads? You don’t actually believe this do you?”

“Eh, gotta irradiate something!”

Plasticizers are chemical compounds that make materials more flexible. “No matter who you are, or where you are, your daily level of exposure to these plasticizer chemicals is high and persistent,” Volz said. “They are ubiquitous.”

Well, at least all the microplastics invading my brain are staying nice and flexible…

Gilligan’s ISSland

“That’s right! It’s going well…”

“Sure it is. It’s just the coming back that’s causing trouble!”

Would it be a reasonable guess that this could be caused by untreated farm runoff from infected cows’ poo?

Pb is yellow and there are two more colors to go…

Ohh, so that’s the deal with airline food

“NYT stands by its reporting etc.”

“Paper of record doesn’t care you caught them lying to promote genocide, and neither do we”

The US army has been training these militants inside Al-Tanf under the pretext of confronting ISIS.

“Look, just put these two letter patches after your name and we’ll fund you instead of fight you. Deal?”

One month later

“We’re pleased to announce the eradication of ISIS with the heroic deeds of our forces in the area: ISISN’T”

I appreciate that they took the time to find the perfect embodiment of guilty giggles to try to sell their BS. Like, every time I see this guy it feels like a sketch of “What if The Joker got a job at the State Dept.”

“If we stop testing right now, we’d have very few [concerns], if any.”

“This isn’t really our fault. Our “missing” money spreadsheets were in trillions and only configured for 2 decimal spaces, so another billion more or less gets lost all the time!”

Maybe by “Maverick side” they mean like Tom Cruise in Top Gun: really enthusiastic about guns and missiles, and just fighting imperialist wars in general?

Will Stancil: “If you could stop letting your self be tricked by reality and look at the data you’d clearly see that Biden solved the gun violence problem since the rate of increase of mass shootings has gone down from last year.”

At ERCOT’s request, the Biden administration declared a power emergency in Texas on Thursday, waiving some air-pollution rules so generators in the state could produce more electricity.

Yeehaw! The more we pollute, the worse the heat will get, which will drive even more ludicrous demand, so we can pollute more, so the heat will get worse, so the demand will get even more ludicrous, so we can pollute more, etc.

I don’t think I’ve ever had the chance to post this sincerely before…https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

They made $40 billion in profit on oil and gas in 2022 and they can’t even be arsed to spend 0.25% to pretend to be doing something to reduce the rate of their eco-cide

“Of course it does! We trained those divers well, they wouldn’t generate evidence for our investigators to find that points back to us now would they?”