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Cake day: December 9th, 2024

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  • I’ve seen dozens of videos (not even looking for them, they just pop up on my timeline).

    A bunch of buildings turned to rubble

    A red crescent ambulance

    People speaking Arabic in a distressed tone.

    Sometimes, they pull a survivor out of the rubble

    Other times, you hear family members of the deceased scream in a way that you never stop hearing in the back of your mind.

    I’ve seen a lot of of these videos long before October 7th 2023.

    There is a growing consensus

    Like, I legit want to cry that even getting to this point has taken so long.

    “Consensus” is such a fucking slap in the face of anyone who’s been paying attention, even if accidentally.

    Dropping white phosphorus on civilians, bombing entire villages off the face of the map, sniping children in the head and executing journalists.

    This is not a spectrum. This is not even binary. They are committing genocide.

    There is a growing consensus that the pope is catholic.




  • Nice try

    The real biden, being the oldest boomer of all boomers, would have phone called me

    Was dealing with a rental agent without a pfp, tried to guess his age with a message, see if he’d type “…” or asked “are you black”, but that first fucking phone call confirmed it. YES WOUTER I SAID WILL SEE YOU IN 30-40 MINUTES. IT HAS ONLY BEEN 18 MINUTES.

    like, I can’t talk on the phone while driving. I could die. Someone else could die. I could get my phone confiscated in the Municipality of the City of Cape Town.

    I know that’s not a problem for you, You just use the phone to WhatsApp hour long voicenotes to your ex-wife who blocked you and Chrome search “big bobs oily sex party”

    My fucking OTPs, my bank, my job and my literal lifeline. I wish I didn’t need an app for any of that shit but our generations do






  • Even if it turns out he truly had no fucking idea about the slaves and was completely oblivious to the illegal pornography framed on the monster’s walls, he still did a bunch of fucked up shit

    The first thing that comes to mind for most people is Monica Lewinsky. If the most powerful man in the world asks you to do something you are not comfortable with, can you truly say no?

    Even if you’re not American, if Biden asks me to bleach my asshole and send him a photo, I’d do it, because I don’t want the CIA to kill my dogs with mystery gas or somehow Pegasus my 20 year old microwave.



  • The assisted exit game without saving provided is not great. From what I understand, it paralyzes you and makes it feel like every part of your body is on fire until your heart eventually stops pumping blood.

    I may be misremembering, but I think it also takes a really long time. 30 minutes or something of pure agony.

    No one deserves that. Especially not this dude. First time offender, substantial public support, very unlikely to reoffend. They’re trying to make an example out of him. Don’t you dare hurt the shareholders.

    Long story short, I can’t openly advocate for a better solution to assisted grave digger revenue, but lethal injection is one I’d strongly advise against.

    Also, I have a similar problem with back pain. Not as drastic as his, but when it hits, my god, I can’t walk, sometimes it reaches the back of the neck, makes it feel like the back of my head is repeatedly being stabbed. My insurance paid for physiotherapy, but it still flares up now and then.



  • Oh, I know.

    It’s just funny, Rand Paul watching him mumble stupid shit at the Trump rally, and then thinking “Wow. What an excellent orator. We should make him the house speaker”.

    Republicans won the house, right? So I doubt the next incumbent house speaker is not going to be a total piece of shit.

    I doubt Elon will even acknowledge a nomination. House Speaker looks like a job where you can’t fly your private jets coast to coast nor tweet all fucking day nonstop.